DON’T: Be a jackass. Seriously. Even if you never plan on seeing them again, treat the person with respect. Do not attempt to humiliate or dehumanize them in any way. Do not attempt to slander or humiliate the person based on real or imagined events that did or did not occur during your tryst. One-night stands should be considered a pleasant surprise—not your God-given right.
DON’T: Get too caught up in the moment to use a condom. Halting foreplay for a couple of minutes to grab a rubber is a way better scenario than dealing with an STD or unplanned pregnancy later on.
DON’T: DO NOT, DO NOT EVER try to persuade someone to have sex with you if they say no or you sense reluctance. Forget that whole thing about some people wanting you to beg or convince them, or they’re playing hard to get. No means no. And if they are saying no when they really mean yes, that points to an obvious integrity issue. Do not become enmeshed in that. You will regret it.
DO: If you’re not looking for anything serious, state that. Be upfront about what you want or don’t want to minimize confusion. Communicate clearly and honestly what you are looking for.
DON’T: Wait to tell someone you’re not looking for anything serious until after you get it on. That’s not fair. And do not ever mislead someone regarding your intentions by quoting stuff about how many people married someone they slept with the first night they met. You will only look like an ass later on in the process of trying to make someone else look like an ass. If you just want one pop, be straightforward about it.
DO: Be prepared to provide them a way home.
DON’T: Make up a lame excuse about why they need to leave your home now. Not only is “I have to go clean out mi granny pigsty by 8:15 else she beat mi” hilariously untruthful, but also, extremely rude. At the very least, plant the seed the night before with something viable such as, “I have to leave out by 7 in the morning”. This way they’ve been forewarned that an early departure is imminent.
DO: Gauge whether or not he or she wants to have morning sex before you attempt to initiate it. Gently stroke or kiss his/her neck. If they don’t react amorously, they’re not into it. Leave it alone. If you do receive a favourable reaction, please please please, go brush your teeth before you proceed.DON’T: Expect a morning filled with all you can manage sex just because they gave it up the night before. They may be uncomfortable, too hungover, horrified by what they woke up with, heehee. Seriously though, they might find you unattractive once the sun comes out, don’t get mad and disrespectful. Hold your head up and walk away gracefully.
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